{"id":421,"date":"2025-05-10T02:21:50","date_gmt":"2025-05-10T02:21:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jagerenboerhypernode.io\/?p=421"},"modified":"2025-05-16T12:04:01","modified_gmt":"2025-05-16T12:04:01","slug":"photographers-never-do-any-of-these-13-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jagerenboerhypernode.io\/index.php\/2025\/05\/10\/photographers-never-do-any-of-these-13-things\/","title":{"rendered":"Photographers: NEVER DO ANY OF THESE 13 THINGS!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Give yourself 10 points for every one of these 13 common misdemeanors that your NEVER do.<\/p>\n

For every transgression that falls into the “I do only it once in a while” category, give yourself 10 points anyway. What the hell; it’s spring, the time for fresh beginnings.<\/p>\n

1. Never carry your keys, wallet or cellphone in your camera bag.<\/strong>
\nHaving your bag full of camera gear stolen is devastating. But imagine if the keys to your house and car, wallet full of credit cards and ID \u2014 not to mention your smartphone \u2014 were inside that bag? Utter catastrophe.<\/p>\n

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Wary urban navigators keep their wallet deep in the front left pocket, keys in the front right pocket and cash at home.<\/p>\n

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2. Never fiddle with your camera without putting the strap over your neck.<\/strong>
\nAdjusting the settings or changing the lens on your camera is routine, but requires some level of concentration \u2014 and sometimes three hands. Eliminate the risk of dropping the whole shebang by keeping the neck strap where it belongs, around your neck.<\/p>\n

3. Never fully believe what you read in a review written by an unverifiable source.<\/strong>
\nThink about the last 10 people you encountered at the grocery store. Those are the authors of the “reviews” you read online. Don’t disregard their comments totally, but do temper them with an enormous load of Morton’s iodized sodium chloride.<\/p>\n

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4. Never force together two components that resist connection.<\/strong>
\nIf a lens doesn’t snap onto a camera body neatly, there’s probably a reason, and applying greater force will not resolve the situation. Ditto for filters, tripod heads, etc. If it doesn’t want to fit, don’t force it.<\/p>\n

5. Never clean your lens with your shirt or facial tissue.<\/strong>
\nThe perfumes and chemicals that make tissues more pleasant to use can damage the coating on a lens’s surface, or even scratch it. The other paper you find in the bathroom can be just as bad. Most of the time, a puff of air from a squeeze blower or the gentle swipe of a lens brush will do the trick. For stubborn fingerprints, use a clean, soft microfiber cloth. Unless there’s an emergency, never wipe a dry lens; instead, use a high-quality lens cleaning solution like Purosol<\/a> or Zeiss<\/a>.<\/p>\n

For more lens cleaning advice, and to learn about the very best lens tissue (Kimtech Science Kimwipes<\/a>) read: How I Clean a Camera Lens and What I Use<\/em><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n

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6. Never leave your gear in the sunshine, especially not on the seat of a car.<\/strong>
\nThe temperature inside a closed vehicle can reach 140\u00b0 within minutes, according to NOAA,<\/a> the National Weather Service. The passenger seat, if not shielded from the sun, might reach temps that fry electronics. To quote NOAA, “Look before you lock.”<\/em><\/p>\n

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7. Never hand a stranger a camera and ask them to take your picture.<\/strong>
\nWith the exception of a server who’s working in the caf\u00e9 where you’re dining, handing your camera to a complete stranger is inviting trouble. Buy a selfie stick if you must appease your Instagram followers.<\/p>\n

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8. Never point your camera or smartphone directly at the sun.<\/strong>
\nPersonally, I think this advice falls into the same bucket as “never put your goldfish in blender,”<\/em> or “never hand a black-chrome Leica M6 to a kid who’s eating buttered popcorn with his fingers.”<\/em> But I mention it here anyway, just in case.<\/p>\n

9. Never buy a camera only because someone else took a pretty picture with that brand.<\/strong>
\nIt’s easy to be lured by one brand or another because it’s endorsed by a famous photographer. It could also trigger heartbreak. The situation reminds me of the priceless question some pundit asked years ago: “What brand of typewriter did Ernest Hemingway use?”<\/em><\/p>\n

10. Never forget to carry a camera with you at all times (except, maybe, in the shower).<\/strong>
\nYeah, okay, you always have your phone with you. Got it. And many smartphones produce amazing photos. Right on. That said, if you want to become a better photographer, carry a real camera with you at all times.<\/p>\n

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11. Weather-wise or Otherwise?<\/strong>
\nWeather-resistant construction is undeniably one of the most significant breakthroughs in the photo industry. Waterproof seals, placed at key junctions, protect an instrument’s innards from moisture as well as dust and environmental pollution.<\/p>\n

The problem is not all “weather resistance” is created equal. And many consumers do not fully understand how vulnerable their camera or lens is.<\/p>\n

Even if your gear is promoted as being weather resistant, never expose it to a harsh environment for an extended period of time, or anytime it can be avoided. It takes a surprisingly small amount of moisture to cripple a camera or lens. Worst part, sometimes it takes days for the damage to appear \u2014 because a drop or two of liquid contaminates a flexible circuit board inside and slowly causes destructive corrosion.<\/p>\n

While you’re at it<\/strong>, do what I always<\/em> do: pack a 30-gallon heavy-duty trash bag with your camera gear. When an unexpected cloudburst erupts, you’ll be ready to protect everything.<\/p>\n

For an objective, science-based look at dust\/moisture protection, check out: Is Your Weather Resistant, Splashproof, Waterproof Camera Impervious to Water & Dust?<\/em><\/strong><\/a> \u00a0It’s a three-minute read where we delve into universally accepted IP Ratings.<\/p>\n

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12. Camera Straps<\/strong>
\nIt’s understandable that camera manufacturers want to embroider their name on your camera strap. It’s advertising. It’s also a juicy signal to purse snatchers that you have an expensive prize on your shoulder.<\/p>\n

Kudos to Fujifilm; they get it. Their famous logo is debossed into the wide strap in discreet black-on-black lettering (at least on the X-H1 I own). Why not ship cameras with Peak Design Anchor Links<\/a> instead of a blazing billboard? If you want me to shill for your brand, give me a tee shirt or hoodie instead, size L please. More people will see it, and none of them will be interested in stealing me.<\/p>\n

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13. Oven Safe<\/strong>
\nI hope this story isn’t true. It’s not original with me, although I sure wish I were clever enough to think up stuff like this.<\/p>\n

A twenty-something amateur photographer who lived in a New York City apartment for the first time always hid her Rolleiflex 2.8F in the oven when she left to run errands. What burglar would look in the kitchen stove for valuables, right?<\/p>\n

Returning home from a quick trip to a bodega, and in a hurry, she set the oven to 400\u00b0 to preheat before pulling a frozen pizza from the fridge.<\/p>\n

You can guess the rest.<\/p>\n

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